Blonde Swimmer
There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach.
They had decided the previous evening whilst in the pub to try and swim the English channel.
After some dicussion, they decided the quickest way would be to do the breast stroke, so off they set.
One day later the Redhead reached the French coast. Having lost sight of the other two swimmers just off the English coast she decided that they couldn't be far behind so sat on the beach looking out to sea waiting for the other two.
After a cold night of waiting, the Brunette finally came into sight. "What took you so long?" inquired the Redhead.
"There were some strong currents out there! But I'm here now! Am I the last?" replied the Brunette.
"No. Blondie is still out there somewhere." They decided to wait.
Day after day the two swimmers sat on the beach until on the 5th day Blondie came into view. Once on dry land the Brunette asked the blonde "What took you so long?"
"What do you expect? You guy's cheated, replied the blonde, "You used your hands!"
They had decided the previous evening whilst in the pub to try and swim the English channel.
After some dicussion, they decided the quickest way would be to do the breast stroke, so off they set.
One day later the Redhead reached the French coast. Having lost sight of the other two swimmers just off the English coast she decided that they couldn't be far behind so sat on the beach looking out to sea waiting for the other two.
After a cold night of waiting, the Brunette finally came into sight. "What took you so long?" inquired the Redhead.
"There were some strong currents out there! But I'm here now! Am I the last?" replied the Brunette.
"No. Blondie is still out there somewhere." They decided to wait.
Day after day the two swimmers sat on the beach until on the 5th day Blondie came into view. Once on dry land the Brunette asked the blonde "What took you so long?"
"What do you expect? You guy's cheated, replied the blonde, "You used your hands!"
Thats retarted,HAHAHAHA
Posted by
Anonymous |
Friday, February 17, 2006 1:51:00 PM
You can't even spell "retarded." Funny jokes.
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Posted by
The Flamingo |
Friday, February 17, 2006 6:06:00 PM
i think blondes are idiots. thats why there are jokes about them. in fact, all WOMEN are idiots!
emotional rag dolls!
a woman's place is in the kitchen...after she gets home from work!
(my name is Michael)
Posted by
Anonymous |
Friday, February 17, 2006 6:27:00 PM
Michael you are right I agree with you
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Posted by
Vinay |
Sunday, February 19, 2006 10:18:00 PM
not all women are idiots
blondes are :p
Posted by
Anonymous |
Sunday, February 19, 2006 11:20:00 PM
Best Blonde Jokes.
Posted by
Anonymous |
Monday, February 20, 2006 7:05:00 AM
here's the best blonde joke i've ever heard, but it may take a few people a while to get it....once there were some blondes that were tyred of beeing called stupid, so they went to find the three most intelligent blondes in the world. After they had found them they desided to show how capable they were, so they decided to have a quiz set out for them. And every blonde in the world gathered at the place were this quiz would take place. The judges asked the three blondes what 2+2 was. They had a discussion for about 15 minutes and then sayd "is it 3?". the judges replied: "no that's the wrong answer". Then the crowd sayd: "give them a chance, give them a chance". The judges decided to give them a chance, so they were asked again: "what is 2+2?". The blondes then had a discussion for about 30 min, until they answered: "is it 5?". The judges looked at each other, and were amazed about how these blondes were stupid. Then the crowd sayd: "give them a chance, give them a chance". the judges decided to give them another chance. they asked again "what is 2+2?". The three blondes then had a discussion for a hour, untill they finally answered: "is it 4?". the judges looked at each other in relief, untill the crowd sayd "give them a chance, GIVE THEM A CHANCE!".
Posted by
Anonymous |
Saturday, February 25, 2006 11:40:00 AM
sry i dont have a profile...but i know some hilaryous jokes, but i didnt find them on the internet.
Posted by
Anonymous |
Sunday, February 26, 2006 3:54:00 PM
Hahaha...
Posted by
Giantkite |
Thursday, March 02, 2006 6:32:00 PM
Damn blonde jokes. Doesn't anyone know it's only the people stupid enough to dye their hair blonde who are that dumb. Us naturals are given a bad name by all them. Jeez... And here's an interesting question: If they're dumb blonde jokes why aren't there any jokes about blonde males? I mean, it isn't only women who can be blonde.
Still, the joke was pretty funny...
Posted by
Tiffanie |
Tuesday, March 07, 2006 8:00:00 PM